Oh, this boy.

(Source: chelseawoosh, via fannybox)

My cat has the annoying habit of placing dead mouses in front of the back door. Thanks for the dead mouse, appreciate it.

  • me: closes wrong tab
  • me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

(Source: hipstercore)

Anonymous asked:
why are you single, your pretty

Because I always kind of seem to fall for the people that don’t like me.. And thanks anon, why won’t you show yourself? I won’t bite you.

Anonymous asked:
do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Nope, I’m single.. :c

paradoxicalequations:

best thing ever